Isn't this why we have kids? To do our bidding?
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and please don't call CPS, I promise she did it all on her own.
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Ela Says the Darndest Things
Counting to twenty she always skips 17. The other day I told her 17 comes after 16 and then comes 18. She says"Mom, you do it your way and I'll do it mine."
When reading a Sesame Street book about Big Bird and Bert, "Oh big burp and burp, they go uh, uh, uh like burps."
When she says grilled cheese sandwich it sounds like girl cheese. The other night she said "I can eat girl cheese because I'm a girl. Boys can't, only girls."
Right after her bath while still naked: I say come here and she tells me to "Talk to my bare bum, talk to it."
Me: "Something smells." Ela: "Oh, it must be daddy."
Singing Itsy Bitsy Spider, "Out came the sun and burned all the people!"
Ela: "I'm dancing with my poop." Me: "Ela did you poop?" Ela: "Yeah, now I'm dancing with it."
"Woo hoo!" for most everything that makes her happy.
When I ask if she's hungry or thirsty or tired and she's not..."No, I'm fine."
"Christmas Tree's boppy"...about the Christmas Tree Skirt (she calls her special blankets boppy).
"Ela Bonka Head"...after intentionally hitting her head on the TV stand so I'd pay her some attention & give her a kiss.
"I want booty, I want booty!"...referring to the snack Pirates Booty. Its especially embarrassing in public.
"All done church!"...very happily after every song or prayer in church.
"Bite mama?"...offering me a bite of marker after I told her not to eat it.
"I need this!"...about most things she wants but I don't want her to have.
When reading a Sesame Street book about Big Bird and Bert, "Oh big burp and burp, they go uh, uh, uh like burps."
When she says grilled cheese sandwich it sounds like girl cheese. The other night she said "I can eat girl cheese because I'm a girl. Boys can't, only girls."
Right after her bath while still naked: I say come here and she tells me to "Talk to my bare bum, talk to it."
Me: "Something smells." Ela: "Oh, it must be daddy."
Singing Itsy Bitsy Spider, "Out came the sun and burned all the people!"
Ela: "I'm dancing with my poop." Me: "Ela did you poop?" Ela: "Yeah, now I'm dancing with it."
"Woo hoo!" for most everything that makes her happy.
When I ask if she's hungry or thirsty or tired and she's not..."No, I'm fine."
"Christmas Tree's boppy"...about the Christmas Tree Skirt (she calls her special blankets boppy).
"Ela Bonka Head"...after intentionally hitting her head on the TV stand so I'd pay her some attention & give her a kiss.
"I want booty, I want booty!"...referring to the snack Pirates Booty. Its especially embarrassing in public.
"All done church!"...very happily after every song or prayer in church.
"Bite mama?"...offering me a bite of marker after I told her not to eat it.
"I need this!"...about most things she wants but I don't want her to have.
1 comment:
I love it! You are funny. This man at the store asked me where he could get his own personal shopper (referring to Dean helping me check out) and I just laughed. I wanted to say something about how he is usually screaming, trying to jump out of the cart and pulling everything off the shelves, but i figured that was inappropriate :)
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